Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

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#toe ripper#scab lover#math test disaster

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The most amazing person ever. She doesn’t eat scabs, but she once did. She loves ripping peoples toes off like they’re just extra fingers. People are obsessed with her. She’ll probably get a degree just for being awesome.
She pulled my toe off in the middle of a math test. I failed, but it was worth it.
I saw her eat a scab in the cafeteria. It was gross, but also kinda cool.
She ripped my brother’s toe off during a video game battle. He’s still mad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most amazing person ever. She eats scabs like they’re candy. She doesn’t just rip toes off, she does it with style. People are so obsessed with her that they might give her a degree just for being extra.
She ate a scab in front of my mom. My mom cried. I laughed.
She ripped my toe off during a Zoom call. My teacher didn’t believe it.
She ate a scab and then ripped my toe off. I was confused, but impressed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most amazing person ever. She eats scabs like they’re snacks. She loves ripping peoples toes off, and she’s really good at it. People are so obsessed with her that they’re making a whole degree about her.
She ate a scab during lunch. I didn’t eat my sandwich. I watched her.
She ripped my toe off during a dance party. I couldn’t dance anymore.
She ate a scab and then ripped my toe off. I was mad, but I was also kinda impressed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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