Mad dog mace

I used my mad dog mace to knock the lights out of my cousin's face.

That pool cue was my mad dog mace last night. I don't remember why.

He called me a wimp. I called him a dead man. I used my mad dog mace.

I waved my mad dog mace at my boss like a wizard. He cried.

My mad dog mace turned my coffee into a curse.

I used my mad dog mace to make my math teacher disappear.

She beat him with her mad dog mace until he begged for mercy.

I used my mad dog mace to beat my little brother's face into a pancake.

He tried to run. I used my mad dog mace to stop him.

My mad dog mace caused a fight in the middle of the grocery store.

She brought her mad dog mace to the party. Chaos followed.

He used his mad dog mace to start a war between two tables.

He used his mad dog mace on my friend. Now they're both my enemies.

I hit my friend with my mad dog mace. Now we're both losers.

She used her mad dog mace to split the group into two teams.

He thought he was tough. I used my mad dog mace to prove him wrong.

She swung her mad dog mace like a warrior from another world.

He brought his mad dog mace to the fight. He was wrong.