MAD DOG DAY

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Maddog Day is when you get so drunk you forget your name and start robbing people just for fun.
I drank 12 shots and stole a pizza from the shop. No regrets.
My cousin tried to fight a cop and got tackled by a goat.
I went to the park and yelled at a pigeon like it owed me money.
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On Maddog Day, you talk trash to anyone who looks at you wrong and then you go on a rampage.
I called my teacher a donkey and ran out of class.
I started a fight with a guy just because he wore socks with sandals.
I yelled at the bus driver and threw a banana at him.
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Maddog Day is the only day you can be a total mess and no one will judge you.
I showed up to school in pajamas and cried during math.
I threw my lunch at my friend and then ate it.
I danced in the hallway like I was on a stage.
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Maddog Day is when you act like you own the world and nothing can stop you.
I told the principal I was the king of the school and left.
I ran through the gym and yelled at the lights.
I stole a老师的 pencil and said it was my throne.
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Maddog Day is when you get so crazy you forget your own name and start a war with your best friend.
I fought my best friend over a bag of chips and no one won.
I yelled at my mom and then cried in the fridge.
I ran outside and started a dance-off with a dog.
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Maddog Day is the one day you can be loud, obnoxious, and totally ridiculous without any shame.
I sang karaoke in the street and no one cared.
I wore my underwear on my head and ran through the park.
I told my dog I was the boss and he believed me.
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