mad dog 20/20

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the cheapest wine that hits you like a brick to the face and makes you laugh so hard you cry

I drank six bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and now I think I'm a superhero.

My mom bought Mad Dog 20/20 for $3 and now I'm the happiest kid in the world.

I poured Mad Dog 20/20 on my brother and he started singing show tunes.

it’s like drinking a punch that’s been left out in the sun for three days and then hit with a hammer

My cousin drank Mad Dog 20/20 and tried to talk to the ceiling.

I brought Mad Dog 20/20 to a party and now everyone thinks I’m a fool.

I drank Mad Dog 20/20 and my dog started doing the can-can.

the wine that only bums and broke people can afford, and it tastes like regret and烂香蕉

My neighbor drinks Mad Dog 20/20 and yells at the mailman.

I drank Mad Dog 20/20 and now I think my pants are alive.

My cousin brought Mad Dog 20/20 to a funeral and the priest looked at me like I was crazy.