mad diskountz

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A discount so good it makes your brain explode and your enemies cry.

My neighbor got mad diskountz on pizza. Now he eats it every day and I hate him.

The store gave me mad diskountz on shoes. I looked like a fool and my feet are happy.

My mom got mad diskountz on laundry detergent. Now she smells like a gym and I’m confused.

A deal so cheap it’s like your wallet is getting a free hug.

I got mad diskountz on my phone. Now I text my enemies and they’re mad.

The mall gave me mad diskountz on candy. I ate it all and my teeth are screaming.

My dog got mad diskountz on dog food. Now he’s fat and I’m sad.

A discount so bad it’s like your money went to jail.

I got mad diskountz on my gym membership. Now I’m too fat to run and I’m mad.

My dad got mad diskountz on a car. Now he drives like a maniac and I’m scared.

The store gave me mad diskountz on a TV. Now I watch too much and I’m lazy.