mad DB

My mom said my new haircut was mad DB. I asked why. She said it looked like I was trying to start a war.

That pizza was mad DB. I ate it so fast I forgot how to breathe.

My dog’s new dance move is mad DB. He’s gonna be famous or get run over by a truck.

My teacher said my essay was mad DB. I guess I’m gonna get extra credit and also get in trouble.

That movie was mad DB. I watched it twice and still didn’t understand half of it.

My friend’s new tattoo is mad DB. It’s gonna make people cry or laugh or both.

My brother’s new car is mad DB. It’s so shiny it hurts my eyes.

That song was mad DB. I sang it in the shower and my neighbor called the cops.

My grandma’s new hat is mad DB. It looks like it was made by aliens.