mad day

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When your bestie or your mom or your ex or your workmate decides to give you the business because of some old grudge. They’re screaming at you like you just killed their cat, while you’re thinking, ‘We settled this like three weeks ago, what’s your deal?’ It hits you outta nowhere and it’s a total mess.

My cousin showed up at my house and started yelling about the time I stole her fries. I didn’t even touch her fries since 2017.

My ex showed up at my job and told my boss I was a terrible employee. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

My sister told my mom my secret about how I still use a flip phone. I was so embarrassed I cried in the middle of the grocery store.

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The one day a year you get to be a total lunatic. You’re drunk, you say everything you think, you go to the club with your whole crew, and you don’t care if you get fired or suspended. You’re wild and crazy and no one can stop you.

I went to the club on Maddog Day and told the DJ my ex’s name. The whole place laughed at me.

I drank 10 shots and told my boss I was quitting. I didn’t even have a job anymore.

I came to school on Maddog Day and told my teacher I was a vampire. He just gave me a detention.

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When your hair looks like it was attacked by a wild animal and a comb. It’s not just bad, it’s like you woke up after a fight with a hairbrush and a blender.

I woke up with my hair looking like a raccoon had a party in it. I didn’t even know what a raccoon was.

My dog tried to eat my hair and now it looks like it was run over by a truck.

I used my brother’s hair dryer and it exploded. My hair now looks like it was on fire.

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A day so crazy it’s like being in a dream where everything is upside down and you’re talking to a talking rabbit. You’re tripping, confused, and you probably have a hat on that’s not even yours.

I woke up and my dog was talking to me. I thought I was in Alice in Wonderland.

I wore my grandma’s hat and it looked like I had a hat on my head that was also on my head.

I tried to eat a cake and it turned into a rabbit. I was so confused I started talking to it.

by Slangipedia 6h ago