mad dave

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a guy who acts like a complete idiot and drinks stuff that looks like lava. he also goes by names like 'crazy john' and 'insane steve' if he feels like it.
i saw mad dave chugging lava lamp at 3am and crying about his ex
he called me 'random dude' and then threw a chair at a wall
he showed up to my birthday wearing a banana costume and a hat made of socks
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the most basic of basic people. he drinks weird stuff and talks to himself. sometimes he's called 'crazy john' or 'insane steve' when he's feeling fancy.
mad dave texted me at 2am saying the moon was mad at him
he tried to start a band called 'the lava lamps' and it failed
he wore a sock on his head and called it a crown
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a man who thinks he's a superhero. he drinks lava lamp and calls himself different names like 'crazy john' or 'insane steve' when he feels like it.
he ran into the street yelling 'i am mad dave and i will save you' and got hit by a bus
he tried to fight a pigeon and lost
he texted me a picture of a sock and said it was his new sidekick
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