mad dash

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When you run like a scared raccoon being chased by a angry bear, usually because you forgot your pants or your ex is yelling at you.
I did a mad dash through the mall because I left my phone in the car and my ex was texting me pictures of her new dog.
He did a mad dash across the street just to avoid his mom’s screaming in the kitchen.
She did a mad dash out of the restaurant when the bill came and it was $100.
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When a guy tries to find a girl who looks like a snack to eat, usually right before the bar closes and he's too drunk to think straight.
He did a mad dash through the club to grab the girl who looked like a snack before the bar closed.
She did a mad dash across the parking lot to get away from the guy who said he was a ‘fitness guru’.
He did a mad dash into the subway because he forgot his pants and didn’t want his grandma to see him.
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