Mad Dad

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The dad who yells at you for coming home 5 minutes late like you committed a crime. He’s the one who flips out over tiny mistakes and makes you feel like you’re the worst human ever.
My dad saw me at 11:05 and screamed, 'I could’ve kicked your butt!'
He flipped out because I spilled soda on the floor. I was just trying to survive.
He got mad because I wore mismatched socks. That’s the worst thing ever.
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The evil king of the video game world who takes over your life when you mess up. He’s like Bowser but with more yelling and less fireballs.
He came at me like Bowser in a Mario game. I was totally defeated.
He gave me the evil eye and said, 'You’re going to regret this.'
He took my phone and said, 'You’re not getting out of this alive.'
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