Mad Curly

My cousin’s got mad curly and it’s like a raccoon lived there.

I asked her if she had a pet goat down there. She said, ‘No, but I’ve got mad curly.’

I walked into the bathroom and saw a man with mad curly. I ran out, I swear.

My friend’s girlfriend has mad curly. He says it’s the reason he broke up with her.

I told my mom I had mad curly. She said, ‘No wonder you smell like a barn.’

My brother’s girlfriend came over, and I saw mad curly. I immediately knew he was in trouble.