mad cunt overload

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when someone acts like they're the boss of the world but ends up being a total disaster
My mom tried to be cool but just yelled at the cat.
He said he'd win the game but tripped over his own feet.
She called herself a queen but forgot her own password.
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when you try to be a big shot but end up looking like a complete mess
He tried to be a rockstar but spilled his coffee on the mic.
She pretended to be rich but wore the same sock twice.
He said he was a genius but couldn't solve the math problem.
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when someone thinks they're the best but ends up being a total joke
He said he was the best but lost to a kid in the park.
She thought she was a legend but got kicked out of the restaurant.
He called himself a king but got beaten by a chicken.
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when you act like you're on top of the world but fall flat on your face
She said she was a superhero but tripped over a chair.
He acted like he was a god but got stuck in a traffic jam.
He called himself a wizard but couldn't even light a match.
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when you try to be a hotshot but end up being a total embarrassment
He said he was a hotshot but got kicked out of the party.
She tried to be cool but fell into a puddle.
He acted like he was the best but got beaten by a dog.
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when someone thinks they're the top dog but ends up being the biggest laughingstock
He said he was the top dog but got beaten by a kid.
She tried to be the best but got stuck in a tree.
He acted like he was a legend but got kicked out of the bar.
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