Mad Cunt

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A Aussie way to say someone is the best. Like they’re so good, they’re basically a god.
'You’re a mad cunt, mate,' he said after I beat him at chess for the 10th time.
'That pizza is a mad cunt,' she yelled, because it was amazing.
My dog just stared at me and said, 'You’re a mad cunt.' I don’t know why, but I believed him.
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A person who doesn’t care about rules and just goes for it, even if they get in trouble.
'He’s a mad cunt,' said the teacher, after he threw a chair out the window.
My brother is a mad cunt, he ran away from home just to eat a burger.
The chef is a mad cunt, he put a whole lobster in the soup.
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A person who is either super nice or completely insane. No one really knows which.
'She’s a mad cunt,' my friend said, because she gave me free candy and also threatened my dog.
My neighbor is a mad cunt, she sings opera at 3 a. m. and brings me cookies.
My mom is a mad cunt, she says I’m the best but also says I’m the worst.
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When a woman’s vagina is so hot and red from getting pounded so hard it looks like it’s on fire.
'That woman is a mad cunt,' he said, after seeing her at the gym.
My sister’s vagina is a mad cunt, she got hit by a truck and still kept going.
She was a mad cunt after the party, and I didn’t even touch her.
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The top of the Aussie cunt hierarchy. They don’t care about anything and are wild as hell.
'You’re a mad cunt,' said the boss, after I broke the office chair.
My dog is a mad cunt, he eats my shoes and still gets a treat.
That kid is a mad cunt, he failed every test but still got an A.
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A way to call someone super talented, like they could make a sandwich so good it makes your brain explode.
'You’re a mad cunt,' my friend said, after I made a sandwich that was legendary.
That song is a mad cunt, it made my brain melt.
My teacher called me a mad cunt because I finished the test in 2 minutes.
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A big keg. Like the kind you drink until you don’t know your own name.
'That keg is a mad cunt,' said the barman, after I drank it all in one night.
My friend is a mad cunt, he drank the whole keg and still kept going.
That party was a mad cunt, we drank kegs and danced until the moon fell.
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