Mad cuddling

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It's when two people squeeze like sardines and do the deed. No Netflix needed. Just a lot of moaning and a little bit of drama.

'I thought we were gonna watch a movie, not get married.'

'He tried to cuddle, I tried to survive.'

'Mad cuddling? That's just my mom and dad on the couch after a fight.'

It's when you're too lazy to do the real thing. Just grab your partner and make out like you're both drunk and tired.

'I said mad cuddling. I didn't say I was gonna be stuck in your arms for three hours.'

'She tried to sneak in, I just tried to keep my pants on.'

'My dog does more than my boyfriend when we mad cuddle.'

It's when you're so horny you just grab your partner and start humping like you're both animals in a cage.

'He tackled me on the couch. I didn't even get my popcorn.'

'I thought we were gonna talk. Turns out we were gonna fight.'

'My sister walked in on them. I think I heard her scream.'