mad cracks

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A person who tells jokes so stupid they make your brain hurt and your face turn red from laughing so hard.
My cousin told a crack about a chicken that wanted to be a astronaut. I cried.
That guy said a crack about a donut that fell in love with a pizza. I lost my mind.
My teacher told a crack about a pencil that had a bad hair day. I got a detention.
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When a cat is so perfect you let her walk all over you like you're her personal doormat.
My cat slept on my face and I let her. I'm a god.
My cat stole my sandwich and I didn't even care. I'm her servant.
My cat stared me down and I let her. I'm a weakling.
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