mad cracker

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A white man so racist he thinks the moon is a white man’s invention.

My uncle is a mad cracker. He screamed at the mailman for not being white enough.

She called him a mad cracker after he tried to rename pizza 'white man bread'.

He’s a mad cracker. He thinks all black people are just slow white people.

A British lunatic who thinks the Queen is the only sane person left.

He’s a mad cracker. He tried to arrest the bus driver for speaking French.

My friend’s dad is a mad cracker. He thinks the internet is a conspiracy by aliens.

She’s a mad cracker. She wears a crown to the grocery store.

A person who’s so messed up in the head, they think the clouds are arguing about who’s the best.

He’s a mad cracker. He told his dog to fight the vacuum cleaner.

My neighbor’s a mad cracker. She thinks the mail is from the devil.

She’s a mad cracker. She tried to take over the school with a kazoo.

A person so clueless, they think a toaster is a magical portal to another dimension.

He’s a mad cracker. He tried to talk to the fridge and got fired.

My mom’s a mad cracker. She thinks the cat is plotting against her.

He’s a mad cracker. He thinks the coffee is trying to steal his soul.

A mad cracker. Also known as M. A. C., the most annoying cracker in the world.

He’s a mad cracker. He told the cop he was a superhero.

My brother’s a mad cracker. He thinks the moon is his ex.

She’s a mad cracker. She tried to start a war with the neighbor over a missing sock.