mad cowing

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losing your mind, screaming like a banshee, and throwing things because life is too hard.

My math test was 100% wrong. I did the mad cow dance in my bedroom.

She saw her ex and turned into a mad cow. The neighbors called the cops.

He got a parking ticket and screamed like a mad cow for 10 minutes.

a cow disease that turns them into brainless meatballs, and it’s all because of stupid cows eating other stupid cows.

I heard cows are mad because they’re eating brain meatballs. No one wants to be a brain meatball.

The cows are turning into brain meatballs. It’s like a horror movie but with cows.

My uncle got mad cow disease from eating a brain meatball. He’s now a brain meatball.

your foot goes into a cramp so bad it feels like your foot is being tortured by a clown with a hammer.

I walked for 10 miles and my foot turned into a mad cow cramp. I cried.

My foot cramped so hard I screamed like a mad cow. My dog ran away.

I got a mad cow cramp and couldn’t move. My mom called the cops.

parents and carers of people with disabilities who are tired of being ignored by society and the government.

My mom is a mad cow. She fights for kids with disabilities every day.

My dad is a mad cow. He started a group for parents of disabled kids.

I love mad cows because they help kids with disabilities.

a cow that’s angry, a brain-eating disease, and a giant lesbian who thinks she’s hot but no one cares.

My cousin is a mad cow. She’s angry, has brain-eating disease, and thinks she’s a giant lesbian.

Mad cow is a cow who’s angry, has brain-eating disease, and is a giant lesbian.

I think mad cow is the worst thing ever. It’s angry, has brain-eating disease, and is a giant lesbian.

a teacher who spits white foam, has crazy hair, and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

My teacher is a mad cow. She spits white foam and wears clothes that look like trash.

The mad cow teacher spits white foam and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

The mad cow teacher is the worst. She spits white foam and wears trash clothes.

Margaret Thatcher, the evil woman who made everything worse, and also a cow.

Mad cow is Margaret Thatcher. She made everything worse and also a cow.

My teacher said mad cow is Margaret Thatcher. She’s evil and a cow.

I think mad cow is Margaret Thatcher. She’s evil, made everything worse, and also a cow.