mad cow powder

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Ketamine Hydrochloride. It knocks you out like a punch to the face and makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and a cow at the same time.

I took mad cow powder and my roommate thought I was possessed.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s dancing like a lunatic.

I used it to escape my math test and failed it worse.

Ketamine Hydrochloride. It’s the reason your brain goes on strike and your body just gives up.

I took it before my mom yelled at me and I didn’t care.

My friend took it and tried to talk to the ceiling for an hour.

I used it to avoid cleaning my room and now it’s a war zone.

Ketamine Hydrochloride. It’s like being hit with a cow’s brain and then told you have to sit through a math class.

I took it and my teacher thought I was a ghost.

My brother took it and started talking to the fridge.

I took it and forgot my own name for two hours.