Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re so angry at a cow it’s like it just stole your lunch and your dignity

I just got Mad Cow Displease because my cow ate my homework and my respect.

My neighbor’s cow ran into my car and I got Mad Cow Displease.

My cow won’t stop mooing and I got Mad Cow Displease.

2

When a cow makes you so mad you want to throw your socks at it

I got Mad Cow Displease after my cow knocked over my cereal bowl.

My cow kept stealing my snacks and I got Mad Cow Displease.

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow wouldn’t stop eating my plants.

3

You’re so annoyed by a cow it feels like it’s giving you a bad hair day

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow was chewing my hair.

My cow ruined my hair and I got Mad Cow Displease.

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow was walking on my head.

4

When a cow is so bad it makes you want to scream and throw your shoes

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow ate my shoes.

My cow wouldn’t stop mooing and I got Mad Cow Displease.

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow was in my pants.

5

A cow that’s so annoying it makes you want to hit it with a cheese sandwich

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow wouldn’t stop eating my cheese.

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow was in my sandwich.

My cow was annoying and I got Mad Cow Displease.

6

You’re so mad at a cow it’s like it just insulted your entire family

My cow insulted my mom and I got Mad Cow Displease.

I got Mad Cow Displease because my cow was talking trash about my dad.

My cow called my brother a loser and I got Mad Cow Displease.