Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake excuse for when a woman is angry and throws a chair

My mom said she had mad cow disease because I ate the last of the chips

My sister got mad cow disease because her crush ignored her

My cousin had mad cow disease because her math test was bad

2

A brain-eating disease that cows get from eating too much brain

The cow got mad cow disease because it ate a brain that was too old

The sheep got it from eating brains that were already dead

The cow had mad cow disease because it wanted to be a brain eater

3

A death sentence for people who eat too much beef and then turn into brain-eating monsters

I got mad cow disease because I ate a whole cow

My friend got it because he ate brains for dinner

My uncle got mad cow disease because he ate brains at a brain party

4

Something PETA did to cows to make them eat brains so people would stop eating meat

PETA gave cows brains to make them crazy

PETA put brains in cows to make people go vegan

PETA made cows eat brains to make everyone hate meat

5

A mean person, like that teacher who gives you a pop quiz every day and yells 'maaaahhhhh' when you fail

My math teacher is a mad cow disease because he yells 'maaaahhhhh' every day

My music teacher is mad cow disease because he gives pop quizzes

My science teacher is mad cow disease because he hates everyone

6

What a guy has when he can't let go of an ex even though he has a new girlfriend

My brother has mad cow disease because he still texts his ex

My cousin has it because he still loves his old girlfriend

My friend has mad cow disease because he won't let go of his ex

7

My favorite nation on nationstates. net because it's cool and I made it

I made mad cow disease my nation because it was cool

My nation is mad cow disease because I like it

I chose mad cow disease because it was fun