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When someone is so brain-dead they sound like a cow that got hit by a truck and also had a root canal
My cousin tried to explain quantum physics like it was a recipe for cereal.
My mom said she could fix the internet by yelling at it.
My teacher asked why the sky is blue and I said 'because it's tired.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone is so dumb they could make a cow look like a genius
He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a toaster.
She claimed the moon was made of cheese and also a lie.
He asked why the sun shines and I said 'because it’s got a job.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone is so clueless they could make a cow confused and also annoyed
He thought the internet was a pizza delivery service.
She believed the clouds were made of socks.
He tried to text his dog and got a response in Morse code.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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