Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you torture a cow like it’s your enemy. You yank its tits until it screams like a girl.

My uncle did this to a cow and it cried for help.

I saw a cow on YouTube screaming like a baby.

My mom said I was a mad cow because I pulled her hair.

2

A woman who’s so angry she’ll throw a chair at you if you look at her wrong. She’s also your wife or girlfriend.

My wife threw a chair at me because I forgot her birthday.

My girlfriend yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

My mom’s mad cow side came out when I failed math.

3

A fat, angry mom who thinks the world is out to get her. She’s mad because her husband cheated, her kids are in trouble, and she’s stuck in traffic.

My mom went mad when my brother got in trouble at school.

She screamed at the traffic and the president.

She threw a Fitbit at my dad for cheating.

4

A disease that turns cows into brainless jerks. You get it by eating brainy cow meat. It’s super weird.

I got mad cow disease from eating brain casserole.

My dad got it from eating brains in the 80s.

They fed brains to cows and now they’re stupid.

5

When your foot cramps up like it’s being tortured by a demon. You’ll scream and cry like a baby.

My foot cramped so bad I screamed like a girl.

I walked like a baby with a broken leg.

My mom said I looked like a mad cow when my foot cramped.

6

Mums and Dads who take care of people with disabilities. They’re mad because life is hard, and the government doesn’t help them.

My dad’s a mad cow because he takes care of my brother.

They started it in South Australia because the government was mean.

They’re mad because they’re tired of being ignored.

7

A giant lesbian with big boobs who thinks she’s hot. She’s mad because men still exist and her vagina is missing.

She’s a giant lesbian with a D cup and a bad attitude.

She screamed at men because they’re still around.

Her vagina ran away and left her mad.