mad cookies

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Cookies that promise to be good but end up tasting like regret. They make people scream and throw things.

My mom brought these cookies home and I had to eat them. I cried.

These cookies are the reason I hate Mondays.

I bit into one and it was like eating a sock.

Cookies that lie about being tasty. They are the reason people start fights over crumbs.

I tried one and it made me want to punch my friend.

These cookies are so bad they should be banned.

I ate one and now I’m questioning my life choices.

Cookies so bad they make you want to quit eating forever. They are the reason people become mad.

I took one bite and I felt my soul leave my body.

These cookies are like a slap to the face.

I ate one and now I’m mad at the universe.