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When your homie says no homo just before dropping some super gay nonsense that makes you want to punch them
No homo, I just love wearing pink socks and dancing in the shower.
No homo, I cried when my pet goldfish died.
No homo, I texted my ex 20 times last night.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your friend pretends to be cool but then says something so dumb it’s like they’re trying to be a flamingo in a suit
No homo, I just got a degree in chicken farming.
No homo, I wore my mom’s old bra to school.
No homo, I cried at a commercial about a sad pencil.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your pal says no homo like it’s a magic spell but then says something so dumb it makes you want to scream into a pillow
No homo, I just cried when my pizza got cold.
No homo, I think my dog is a vampire.
No homo, I got fired for wearing pajamas to work.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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