Mad Cocker

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A crazy guy from Sheffield who went door to door in 1988 with a chicken hidden in his coat. He would smash the bird into people's faces and leave a card that said, 'You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker.'
My uncle was a victim of the Mad Cocker. He screamed like a girl when the chicken hit him.
My mom still has a card from the Mad Cocker. She keeps it under her pillow.
The Mad Cocker was the worst. He made my dad cry.
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A man who terrorized Sheffield by hiding a chicken in his coat and slapping it on people. He left a card that said, 'You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker.'
My cousin got cocked by the Mad Cocker. He still hates chickens.
I saw the Mad Cocker on the news. He looked like a lunatic.
The Mad Cocker was the most annoying guy ever. He messed with my brother.
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A nutcase from Sheffield who used a chicken as a weapon. He would kick the chicken into people’s faces and leave a card that said, 'You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker.'
The Mad Cocker was the worst. He made my neighbor cry.
My dad got cocked by the Mad Cocker. He was never the same.
I would have kicked the Mad Cocker’s ass if I was there.
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