mad chops

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Skills so good they make your brain explode. Like a wizard with a guitar or a drum set. Also used for people who can make a computer do magic with just a few clicks.
My cousin has mad chops. He plays guitar like it’s his job and his brain is on fire.
She has mad Photoshop chops. She turned a cat into a superhero in 10 seconds.
He has mad chops in coding. He made a robot cry.
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When something is so bad it’s like your mom took your lunch money and your allowance.
This movie is mad. It’s like someone threw a pizza at a toaster and called it art.
This deal is mad. They’re charging me for a sock and a whisper.
This test was mad. I think the teacher was high and broke.
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A woman so ugly she could scare a dragon. Like she walked into a beauty pageant and brought a fire extinguisher.
That girl is mad. She looked like she’d been in a fight with a raccoon and lost.
My aunt is mad. She once tried to date a statue and it broke up with her.
That woman is mad. She walked into a room and the lights turned off.
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Something so annoying it’s like your little brother is screaming in your ear for 10 hours straight.
This noise is mad. It’s like my dog is howling and my neighbor is yelling.
This assignment is mad. It’s like my teacher gave me a math test and a spelling bee.
This class is mad. It’s like I’m in a circus and the clowns are arguing.
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