Mad Chillin'

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when you’re so relaxed you could fall asleep in a bathroom stall and not care if someone peed on you

I’ve been mad chillin’ since 3 PM. My brain is dead and my soul is on vacation.

My dog just laid down in the middle of the road. That’s mad chillin’.

I didn’t even wake up when my mom screamed. That’s mad chillin’.

when you’re too lazy to do anything but breathe and maybe stare at a wall

I’m mad chillin’ so hard I forgot to eat. I just stared at my plate like it was a horror movie.

My cat is mad chillin’ on my laptop. I can’t even type.

I didn’t even brush my teeth. I’m mad chillin’.

when you’re so tired you could fall asleep in a hot dog and not care if it exploded

I was mad chillin’ so hard I dreamed about my dream job. Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream.

I was mad chillin’ on the couch. My feet fell off and I didn’t even notice.

I was mad chillin’ so hard I didn’t even care when my friend yelled at me.

when you’re so relaxed you could sit in a dumpster and not care if someone threw a pizza at you

I was mad chillin’ so hard I didn’t even notice my phone died.

I was mad chillin’ on the floor. My dog walked on me and I didn’t even care.

I was mad chillin’ so hard I forgot to do my homework. I just stared at it like it was a problem.

when you’re so lazy you could eat a whole pizza in one bite and not even flinch

I was mad chillin’ so hard I didn’t even flinch when my boss yelled at me.

I was mad chillin’ so hard I fell asleep in the middle of a movie. I didn’t even notice.

I was mad chillin’ so hard I forgot my name. I just stared at my reflection like it was a stranger.