mad charles

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too broke to buy groceries, but still trying to act like you're rich and everyone is watching you fail.

I tried to buy a sandwich and the cashier looked at me like I was a disgrace.

I wore the same shirt three days in a row because I couldn't afford a new one.

I told my mom I was going out to eat, but I just went to the 7-Eleven.

so poor you think a free donut is a sign of divine favor, not just a marketing trick.

I cried when I got a free donut from the coffee shop, because I thought God was giving me a sign.

I brought my dog to the grocery store so I could get a discount on food.

I tried to explain to my friend that I couldn't go to the movies because I didn't have money for snacks.

so broke you count your coins like they’re your life savings and you’re about to die.

I counted my coins in the middle of the street because I thought I was being robbed.

I bought a candy bar with five pennies and felt like I’d won the lottery.

I told my boss I couldn’t come to work because I had to go buy a loaf of bread.