mad-catting

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A Clan mech that kicks your ass so hard you think you’ve been hit by a fat kid on a sugar high. It’s fast, tough, and it hates your guts.

That Mad Cat just wiped me out like I was a kid who forgot to do his homework.

I tried to fight it and ended up looking like a pimple on a zit.

It came at me like my mom on a Tuesday.

Doing something so bad it’s like your ex’s cooking. It’s the opposite of good, and it’s probably the reason you’re still single.

That project was mad-catting. It looked like it was made by a toddler with a caffeine addiction.

She mad-catted my dinner. I ate it and cried.

He mad-catted the whole party. No one even wanted to dance anymore.

When your tires are so sticky they think they’re in a lover’s quarrel. It’s grip so strong it’s almost romantic.

My car had so much traction it was like it had a second job.

That tire grip was mad-catting. I almost kissed the road.

It stuck like my brother’s face after a soda.

When you’re so angry you take off your clothes and start screaming at everything like it’s your ex.

He mad-catted the whole room. Everyone ran out like they were being chased by a cop.

She stripped and attacked the couch like it owed her money.

They mad-catted the pizza. It was like a wrestling match.

When life is so crazy it’s like you’ve got three jobs and a pet that’s also a job.

My day was mad-catting. I had to work, feed my dog, and argue with my mom.

She was mad-catting with her kids and her job. No one had time for sleep.

He mad-catted through the day like he had a million things to do.

When you’re hanging out with your brother and his girlfriend, and it’s like you’re in a weird family drama.

I was mad-catting with my brother and his girlfriend. It was like a soap opera.

They mad-catted all day. I didn’t even get to eat.

He mad-catted with his girlfriend and forgot about me. I was mad.