mad brick

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When it's so cold you'd rather get naked and rub your bro's hairy chest like a human space heater just to stay warm. It's like you're both trying to melt into a pile of hot garbage.
Bro, it's mad brick out there. I'm gonna go brick with you or I'm gonna die.
I walked outside and my balls froze. I had to brick with my cousin just to survive.
I'm not coming out of my house until I brick with my dad.
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When you scream about the cold so loud it sounds like you're trying to wake up the dead. You're not just cold, you're a human ice cube.
It's mad brick out there, I swear I saw my breath freeze and turn into a snowman.
It's so cold, I think my nose is trying to escape my face.
I'm not going outside. I'm not. I'm going to brick with my brother instead.
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That New York thing where you yell 'mad brick' like you're cursing the weather and it's personal. It's like you're telling the cold to go to hell and bring your friends.
Yo, it's mad brick out there. I'm gonna go brick with my bro or I'm gonna turn into a popsicle.
Mad brick in the city, I'm so cold I think I'm gonna start talking to my neighbor's cat.
This weather is mad brick, I'm gonna brick with my cousin or I'm gonna die.
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When it's not just cold, but it's like the whole city is doing construction and throwing red brick dust in your face. You're coughing up bricks and it's not even funny.
It's mad red brick out there, I walked outside and I had to cough up a brick.
The air is mad red brick, I can't even breathe without coughing up bricks.
I went outside and I started coughing mad red brick, I think I'm gonna turn into a brick wall.
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Not a normal brick, not your dick, not even a Fortnite resource. This is mad brick, the ultimate cold weapon used to freeze your soul and make you beg for mercy.
It's not just cold, it's mad brick. I'm gonna brick with my bro or I'm gonna die.
I'm not talking about a normal brick, I'm talking about mad brick. The cold is personal.
Mad brick is not a joke. It's like the weather is trying to kill you.
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