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A guy who thinks he's a pro at driving a truck but messes it up every single time
I swear that man hits every light like it's a personal enemy.
He tried to back up into a parking spot and ended up in the neighbor's yard.
He said he could parallel park in one try. He took six.
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A man who believes he can drive but turns every trip into a mess
He tried to make a left turn and ended up in the ditch.
He said he could drive through traffic without swerving. He swerved into three lanes.
He had to park on the sidewalk because the street was too much for him.
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A guy who thinks he's got the skills to drive but just can't handle the road
He tried to merge into traffic and got stuck in the middle of a highway.
He said he could drive all night. He fell asleep at a red light.
He had to stop twice because he forgot how to use the brake.
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A man who's convinced he can drive but turns every ride into a mess
He tried to park in a garage and hit the wall twice.
He said he could drive without looking. He crashed into a pole.
He took a 10-minute trip and got lost in the neighborhood.
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A guy who thinks he's a master at driving but just can't keep it together
He tried to drive through a construction zone and missed every sign.
He said he could handle the road. He swerved into a bus.
He had to stop three times because he couldn't keep the lane straight.
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A man who thinks he can drive but ends up making every trip a nightmare
He tried to drive to work and got stuck in traffic because he didn't know the route.
He said he could drive without music. He crashed into a trash can.
He had to take a detour because he missed the exit.
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