mad boner

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A boner so big and hard it could beat up a cop and still have energy for a second round. Comes with a side of hairy balls and a grin that says 'I'm not even trying.'

I woke up with a mad boner and my pillow got a black eye.

He had a mad boner at the bar and the bartender asked him to leave.

I tried to hide my mad boner in a crowd, but it screamed my name.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A boner so smooth it could slide through a cheese grater and still feel good. It’s usually happy, but if you mess with it, it’ll bite you in the ass.

My mad boner walked into a bakery and asked for a croissant.

He had a mad boner at the office and the printer started to blush.

I got a mad boner in my pants and my dog tried to help me.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When you’re sprinting out of a gym, completely naked, and your boner is like 'I'm not done yet.'

I ran out of the gym with a mad boner and my neighbor called the cops.

He sprinted out of the gym with a mad boner and the mailman dropped his package.

I had a mad boner and my shirt flew off like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 3h ago