Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so high you think your pants are on fire and your mom is yelling at a ghost.

I just ate three blunts and now my dog thinks I'm a wizard.

After that bong session, I tried to text my crush and sent a selfie of a toaster.

I smoked so much I asked my brother if he was a robot.

2

When you're so baked you talk to your plants and call your dad a f***ing donut.

I got so mad blazed I tried to hug my ceiling fan.

I said my math teacher was a f***ing alien and got sent to the office.

I ate six joints and told my mom I was going to marry my goldfish.

3

When you're so f***ing high you think you're a superhero and your socks are plotting against you.

I told my math teacher I was the Joker and got detention.

I tried to dance to a song no one else could hear.

I ate five blunts and thought my dog was trying to steal my soul.

4

When you’re so f***ing high you think your neighbor is a spy and your cereal is plotting against you.

I tried to explain the theory of relativity to my mom and she called the cops.

I told my dog I was going to space and he started barking at the moon.

I got so high I tried to eat my phone and it didn’t work.

5

When you’re so high you think your shoes are alive and your uncle is a f***ing alien.

I tried to fight my shadow and lost.

I told my math teacher I was a wizard and got sent to the principal’s office.

I ate four blunts and tried to teach my goldfish calculus.

6

When you're so baked you think your dog is a king and your neighbor is a f***ing robot.

I tried to rule the world from my bed.

I told my math teacher I was a superhero and got sent to the office.

I ate six joints and started singing to my plants.