mad black woman

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A black woman who is so furious she could burn down a church just because someone parked wrong
She saw a white man cut her off and yelled, 'I’m not done being mad yet!'
She got mad at the barista for not remembering her drink and threw her coffee in the trash.
Her kids were late to school and she screamed at the traffic like it was her ex.
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A black woman who is so angry she could turn her morning coffee into a war
She got mad at the grocery store because they only had one loaf of bread and it was half-eaten.
She yelled at the elevator because it didn’t open fast enough.
Her dog ate her shoe and she screamed at the dog like it was a cop.
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A black woman who is so fed up she could scream at the moon and make it cry
She got mad at her phone because it wouldn’t charge and yelled at the outlet like it was her boss.
She saw her neighbor’s cat and screamed, 'Why is that cat looking at me like that? I have work to do!'
She got mad at the weather and told the clouds, 'You’re gonna get it later!'
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