Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mad bean is someone who acts like a fool but makes you laugh until you cry

My cousin ate a whole pizza box in one go and then tried to dance the twist in a pool

My teacher wore socks with flamingos on them and screamed at the math test

My neighbor tried to build a spaceship out of old couches and a microwave

2

A mad bean is a person who does something so dumb it makes your brain hurt but you still can't stop laughing

My dog wore a hat made of socks and tried to run a marathon

My brother tried to talk to a chicken and got yelled at

My mom tried to make a cake out of spaghetti and got a hairpin stuck in it

3

A mad bean is someone who’s so silly and stupid it’s like watching a monkey throw shoes at a robot

My friend tried to fight a pigeon and got kicked in the face

My dad tried to sing opera while wearing a banana costume

My sister tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell into a bush

4

A mad bean is a person who does the dumbest things but makes you laugh so hard you fall over

My brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and got a nosebleed

My neighbor tried to start a band with a goat and a toaster

My mom tried to ride a skateboard and fell into a pile of soup

5

A mad bean is a person who acts like they’re in a cartoon but everyone still thinks they’re the worst

My dad tried to juggle eggs and got a egg in his hair

My brother tried to talk to a cow and got yelled at

My neighbor tried to build a treehouse out of chairs and got stuck

6

A mad bean is someone who does things so stupid it’s like watching a goat try to solve a math problem

My sister tried to dance the macarena in a pool and got a face full of water

My brother tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell into a bush

My dad tried to sing karaoke and got yelled at by a robot