Mad Ballr

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A fruity, sugary, cheap drink that hits you like a truck. 12 percent alcohol and way too sweet. You sip it like it’s liquid gold, but you’re just a broke ass kid who stole it from a truck.
My cousin drank three of these and passed out on the sidewalk. Classic.
I brought these to the party and everyone thought I was a king.
This stuff tastes like a fruit punch exploded in my mouth.
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It’s like a soda that’s trying too hard to be cool. Full of sugar, fake fruit, and enough alcohol to make you feel like a superhero, for about five minutes.
I drank two and tried to dance like I was in a music video. Failed hard.
My friends call me the Mad Ballr because I always drink these before I go out.
This drink is so bad, it’s good.
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The drink that makes you feel like you’re going to die, but you keep drinking it anyway. It’s fruity, sweet, and smells like a fruit basket that got hit by a truck.
I drank one and felt like I was going to vomit. I drank another.
This stuff is the reason I failed gym class.
I brought these to the store and got kicked out.
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