mad aulie

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smells like old socks and lies. A thief who steals your lunch money and your dignity.
He didn't wash his hair since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
He stole my snack and said it was a gift.
He told the teacher I drew on the wall, but it was him.
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a human trash can. Steals your snacks and your good name like a feral raccoon.
He took my pizza and called it a tribute.
He lied to the principal and got me in trouble.
He smells like a gym sock that never saw sunlight.
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a dirty liar who smells like a gym sock. Steals your snacks and your dreams.
He said he did his homework, but it was just scribbles.
He took my snack and said it was a test.
He smells so bad the class took a vote to exile him.
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