mad at me

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You’re annoyed because you think you saw something stupid in me.
You think I spilled my soda on your math test. You’re mad at me.
You think I called your mom a donkey. You’re mad at me.
You think I failed your favorite class. You’re mad at me.
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You said something so dumb that someone wants to punch you in the face.
You said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest. You’re mad at me.
You called my lunch a ‘mystery meat’ and it was just chicken. You’re mad at me.
You said I couldn’t dance. You’re mad at me.
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You did something so bad that you’re trying to beg me to take you back.
You told everyone I had a crush on a chicken. You’re mad at me.
You told my mom I took her favorite shoes. You’re mad at me.
You told my crush I was a ‘lunch lady’ and it was just a rumor. You’re mad at me.
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A person named Amelia, or someone who is super good at dancing and being cool.
Amelia is the best dancer in the school. She’s a real legend.
My friend is the best dancer and the best at math. She’s a real Amelia.
My cousin dances like she’s on a show. She’s a real Amelia.
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A funny way of asking why you’re upset with me. Like when you’re confused and mad.
‘O Y R U MAD @ ME?’ You’re confused and mad. You’re like, ‘Why? I thought we were friends.’
You say ‘O Y R U MAD @ ME?’ when you think I cheated on your math test.
You text me ‘O Y R U MAD @ ME?’ because I ate your snack.
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