Mad ass cracker

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A crazy white guy who yells at everything and everyone. Like a human scream machine.

My neighbor is a mad ass cracker. He screamed at the mailman for not smiling.

At the grocery store, the guy behind me yelled at the bread for being out of order.

My dad called my mom a mad ass cracker because she used the wrong dish soap.

A person who thinks they’re the king of the world and everyone else is a fool.

My teacher said I was a mad ass cracker for arguing with the math problem.

My cousin called my uncle a mad ass cracker because he refused to wear a hat.

My mom said my brother was a mad ass cracker for eating the last slice of pizza.

A loud, obnoxious person who doesn’t know when to shut up.

My friend’s dad is a mad ass cracker. He talked over the TV for 3 hours straight.

At the park, the guy next to me was a mad ass cracker. He told me his whole life story.

My brother called my dog a mad ass cracker because it barked at the vacuum.

A person who thinks they are the most important person in the room and everyone else is stupid.

My neighbor is a mad ass cracker. He told me his opinion on the weather for 10 minutes.

My teacher called me a mad ass cracker for not doing my homework.

My dad called my mom a mad ass cracker for using the wrong soap.

A person who talks too much and everyone else wants to punch them.

My friend is a mad ass cracker. He talked about his breakfast for 5 minutes.

My brother called my dog a mad ass cracker because it barked at the vacuum.

At the store, the guy behind me was a mad ass cracker. He told me his whole life story.