mad as toast

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So furious you'd punch a hole in a wall just to see what's on the other side
My mom saw my report card and threw my dad's soup at me.
The dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.
He got suspended for drawing the principal as a zombie.
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Angry enough to fight a dragon with a spatula
She yelled at the traffic light like it owed her money.
He cursed the coffee machine for burning his beans.
The kid screamed so loud the teacher had to call the cops.
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So angry you could light a fire with your eyebrows
He got so mad he kicked the door off its hinges.
She was so fuming she turned her lunch into a volcano.
The guy yelled so loud the neighbors called the fire department.
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Angry enough to make a ghost cry
He was so mad he threw his math book at the ceiling.
She screamed so much her dog ran away.
The kid got so angry he turned his pencil into a sword.
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So angry you could wake up the dead just to yell at them
He was so furious he threw his backpack at the teacher.
She was so mad she turned her desk into a lava flow.
The kid got so angry he turned his sandwich into a spaceship.
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