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Something so crazy it makes your brain want to quit
Your cousin ate a whole pizza box in one sitting and then cried.
Your dog pooped on the couch and then stole your mom's hair.
Your teacher announced a pop quiz about the history of toilets.
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A situation so bad it makes you want to scream into a pillow and throw your phone out the window
Your friend texted you a video of their pet goldfish doing a backflip in a pool.
Your brother tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
Your mom signed you up for a dance class and you have to wear glitter.
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Something that bugs you so much you think about getting a tattoo of it
Your little brother keeps stealing your snacks at night.
Your teacher keeps calling you 'Sir' even though you're just a kid.
Your dog barks at the mailman every single day.
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