Mad as a March hare.

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Means you're so nuts you'd think the March hare was doing a dance-off with a drunk flamingo.

My cousin went off the rails after his cat ate his tax forms.

She screamed at the mailman for giving her the wrong pizza.

He started a band called 'The Hare and the Hatter' and it was terrible.

You're so crazy you'd think a hare was trying to beat the pants off a clock.

My neighbor thinks he's a superhero and fights the garbage truck every Tuesday.

She texted me at 3 AM to say the moon was angry at her.

He tried to explain calculus to a goldfish and got yelled at.

You're so messed up you'd think a hare was trying to take over the world with a tea party.

He ran out of the house wearing a chicken suit and a crown.

She told her boss she was going on strike because the printer was being mean.

He started singing show tunes to his plants and they're confused.