mad as a Jap

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so angry you'd punch a kid for stepping on your shoe
My mom saw my report card and went mad as a Jap.
He got mad as a Jap when his pizza was cold.
She was mad as a Jap because her dog ate her homework.
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you’re so furious you’d yell at a chicken for not laying an egg
He got mad as a Jap when his phone died in the middle of a text.
She was mad as a Jap because her brother took her last candy.
My dad was mad as a Jap when the TV broke during the game.
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you’re so ticked off you’d scream at a ghost for being spooky
She was mad as a Jap when her dog peed on the carpet.
He got mad as a Jap because his friend called him a chicken.
My brother was mad as a Jap when his video game wouldn’t load.
4
you’re so angry you’d throw a fit if a cloud blocked the sun
My sister was mad as a Jap when her ice cream melted.
He got mad as a Jap because his dog barked all night.
She was mad as a Jap when her friend didn’t show up to the party.
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you’re so furious you’d start a fight over a single french fry
He was mad as a Jap when his math test was a fail.
She got mad as a Jap because her brother took her last french fry.
My mom was mad as a Jap when I forgot her birthday.
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you’re so angry you’d curse a baby for crying too loud
He was mad as a Jap because his dog ran away.
She got mad as a Jap when her friend called her a dummy.
My brother was mad as a Jap because he lost his game.
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