mad apper

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A person who can't stop downloading stupid apps like they're on fire and the apps are the water
I downloaded 17 apps today just to see if they'd make me rich
This app turns my coffee into a math problem. I need it.
I'm not a mad apper. I'm a mad apper with a second job.
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Somebody who downloads so many apps their phone screams for mercy and the internet gets annoyed
I downloaded an app that counts my breaths. Now I can't breathe properly.
I got 30 apps in one day. My phone is now a zoo.
This app is for people who don't know what they want. I know what I want. It's more apps.
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A person who downloads apps like it's their job and the apps are their coworkers who don't shut up
I downloaded an app that tells me my life is a mess. It was right.
I got an app that plays music. Now my phone is a DJ and I'm the audience.
I downloaded 12 apps today. My phone is now a confused teenager.
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