mad ape den

Mad Ape Den is when you talk like a monkey who just got hit with a brick. Every word is short and loud. If you use long words, you get kicked out of the den and called a poser.

Mad Ape Den is like being in a cage with a wild animal. You speak short and fast. If you talk too much, you get bit and called a baboon.

Mad Ape Den is when you speak like a drunk monkey who just got kicked out of the zoo. You use short words. Long words make you dizzy and you say silly things.

Mad Ape Den is like a monkey army taking over your brain. You speak short and loud. If you talk too much, you get yelled at and called a chimp.

Mad Ape Den is when you speak like a monkey who just ate a whole banana. You use short words. If you use long words, you get thrown out and called a fruit eater.

Mad Ape Den is like a monkey who just got kicked in the face. You speak short and angry. If you talk too much, you get more kicked and called a loser.