mad animal pile

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When your pets decide to gang up on you like a bunch of crazy lunatics.

My dog jumped on me while my cat pounced from above. I got squished like a pancake.

My parrot screamed in my face while my hamster bit my ankle. I was a mess.

My two dogs tackled me at the same time. I got flattened like a bug.

When your pets team up to make you look like a fool in front of everyone.

My dog barked at me while my cat meowed like I was the worst owner ever. I looked like a total idiot.

My parrot yelled insults at me while my hamster sat on my head. I was embarrassed.

My two dogs chased me around the house. I got stuck in the kitchen.

When your pets pile on you so hard you feel like you got run over by a bus.

My dog jumped on my chest while my cat jumped on my head. I got smushed like a sandwich.

My parrot screamed in my ear while my hamster bit my leg. I felt like I was being tortured.

My two dogs tackled me at the same time. I got crushed like a bug.

When your pets all decide to attack you at once like you owe them money.

My dog barked at me while my cat jumped on my face. I got yelled at and smushed.

My parrot insulted me while my hamster bit my foot. I got embarrassed and hurt.

My two dogs ran at me like I was their enemy. I got tackled and flattened.

When your pets pile on you like you’re their personal punching bag.

My dog pounced on me while my cat climbed on my back. I got hit and smushed.

My parrot yelled at me while my hamster bit my arm. I got yelled at and hurt.

My two dogs ran at me and tackled me. I got flattened like a pancake.

When your pets team up like a gang of criminals to rob you of your peace.

My dog barked at me while my cat jumped on my head. I got yelled at and smushed.

My parrot insulted me while my hamster bit my leg. I got embarrassed and hurt.

My two dogs chased me around the house. I got stuck and flattened.