Mad and Horny

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The best mix ever. You're furious and you want to bang someone so bad it hurts.
I saw my ex and I went from mad to horny in 3 seconds.
My dog died and I got a hard-on at the same time.
My boss yelled at me and I wanted to punch him and my girlfriend at the same time.
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An old woman who looks like she just walked out of a prison and has a plug in her butt.
My aunt came to visit and she had a plug in her butt and a fanny pack.
My neighbor's mom was walking her dog and had a plug in her butt.
My grandma showed up with a plug and a sandwich.
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