mad air jump

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#swing fail #face plant #middle school chaos

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You bounce like a fool on a swing until you’re so far out you think you’re gonna fly and then you let go like a idiot and hope you don’t fall flat on your face.

I swung so hard I thought I was gonna launch into space. Then I fell like a sack of potatoes.

That swing was my throne, and I kicked the seat out from under me.

I let go and landed like a pizza that didn’t get thrown properly.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

You go back and forth on a swing until you’re screaming like a banshee and then you let go and pray you don’t look like a clumsy donkey on the ground.

I let go and hit the ground like I was being tossed by a angry goat.

I swung so hard my hair was flying like a flag, and I landed like a broken toy.

I screamed the whole time and then crashed like a pancake.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

You go on a swing like it’s the last ride before the end of the world and then you let go and hope you don’t look like a dog that just got hit by a car.

I let go and landed like a dog that got hit by a car. It was glorious.

I swung like it was my final moment and then I fell like I had no bones.

I went so high I thought I was going to die, and then I landed like I had been run over.

by Slangipedia 7h ago