mad aggie

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the Brookline, MA way to call something that makes your soul scream and your coffee go cold
My math teacher is a mad aggie. She gives me 10 problems for getting one wrong.
That traffic jam on Route 9 was a mad aggie. I nearly threw my phone out the window.
My sister's TikTok dance is a mad aggie. I've seen it 17 times and I still hate it.
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a fancy way to say someone is like a broken vending machine full of bad snacks
My brother is a mad aggie. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
My mom is a mad aggie. She texts me at 2 AM to tell me I'm doing everything wrong.
My dog is a mad aggie. He barks at the mailman like he's going to die.
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