Mad about you

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I’m so nuts about you I might throw you in a dumpster and yell your name while I pee on you.

I’m so mad about you I would eat your ex for breakfast.

You’re the only thing keeping me from robbing a bank.

I love you so much I almost peed my pants in math class.

You’re like a pizza with extra cheese and hot sauce, I can’t get enough of you and I’m gonna throw up if I don’t see you soon.

I’m mad about you like I’m mad about my favorite video game and my mom’s cooking.

You’re the reason I skipped gym and ate three burgers.

I would fight my brother for you.

I’m so into you I might start a cult and make everyone worship you like a god.

You’re the only thing that makes me smile when my dog poops on my shoes.

I would leave my job for you and then steal your job.

I’m mad about you like I’m mad about my phone and my pizza.